Step 1
A roast worth quoting
Get sharp, specific feedback on vague bullets, buried impact, tired phrasing, and the details recruiters actually notice.
Brutal. Useful. Shareable.
Your resume asked for honest feedback.
Upload your resume for a witty, unfiltered critique, a clear score, and practical fixes that help you make a stronger first impression.
Your first roast is free. You decide what gets shared.
01
Private by default
Your resume stays yours; only share the score card if you want to.
02
Honest, not careless
Every punchline points to a concrete issue you can improve.
03
No invented experience
Rewrites sharpen your story without fabricating credentials.
From cringe to credible
Three steps. Zero sugarcoating.
Entertainment gets your attention. Specific feedback makes the experience useful.
Step 2
A score card built to share
Turn the verdict into a clean, meme-able card for LinkedIn, TikTok, or your group chat—without exposing your resume.
Step 3
A practical path to better
Move from the joke to the fix with prioritized recommendations, AI rewrites, and an optional human review.
Pay for the fix, not the punchline
Start free. Upgrade when you want polish.
Straightforward, one-time packages for your next application.
Free Roast
$0
A reality check before you apply.
- Overall resume score
- Witty, actionable critique
- Shareable score card
Best next step
Roast + Rewrite
$19
Turn every weak spot into stronger copy.
- Everything in Free Roast
- Rewritten summary and bullets
- Prioritized improvement plan
- One revised version
Human Review
$79
A careful final pass from a resume reviewer.
- Everything in Roast + Rewrite
- Human editor review
- Role-specific recommendations
- Final polish pass
Questions, answered
Before you hand over the PDF.
Your next draft starts here
Better a roast now than silence later.
Get the feedback your group chat is too polite to give you.